I’m recycling gags again. This originated in 1983, when a Russian spy satellite was threatening to fall to Earth and all the tabloids were convinced it would land on top of New York or London and destroy civilisation. The story repeated itself earlier this year with a Chinese space station as the protagonist, which reminded me of this storyline. I’ve updated it with a new, much sillier (and rather Asterix-ish) threat for Smith to worry about, and a far better ending than it had originally. When this storyline’s over I may post the 1983 originals somewhere.