I’m taking a few liberties with the geography of Alexandra Park, the gardens this set of strips is set in. It has a river running through the middle of it, a bandstand, ponds and lakes, tennis courts, a miniature railway, a bowling green, several events fields which get used for open air theatre, music festivals, and fetes, nature reserves, a waterfall, a chalybeate spring, a bandstand and a cafe, but no golf course. Hastings isn’t really a full-sized golf sort of town – we specialise in miniature golf instead. In fact, the World Crazy Golf Championships take place on the seafront every October.