Scrumpy is not a happy bunny. Some creatures see the glass as half full, others see the glass half empty. Scrumpy sees a glass that will inevitable break and injure him with the shards that are left. It’s just the way things are.

He’s an emo bunny, miserable through choice, because that’s what makes him comfortable. He has been known to smile, but only once he’s depressed someone else to the point of suicide.

Jones is the yin to Scrumpy’s yang.

Scrumpy is officially the local Easter Bunny. He hates his job.