Behind the sofa

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This strip brought forth a lot of comments from my reglar readers – some had never heard of the phrase ‘behind the sofa’, while others brought forth memories of hiding from the monsters that appeared on the television in Doctor Who.

My period of hiding from the monsters would have been during Patrick Troughton’s reign as the Second Doctor. His main foes at the time were the Ice Warriors, the sibilant martians who pioneered Darth Vader’s respiratory problems – just the sound of their raspy breath would scare the willies out of me. The sofa was on legs so hiding behind it didn’t give the four-year-old me much protection from the space lizards in screen, so instead I hid in the dining room and waited for the hissing to stop.

Of course, Doctor Who was at its best when it scared you just when you weren’t expecting it. The one that really disturbed me was in Jon Pertwee’s second series. The Nestene Consciousness had returned, an entity with the power to control and animate anything made out of plastic. Normally it would send out showroom dummies to do its dirty business – creepy enough in themselves – but this time round it had spread its influence to household items and furniture. Remember those egg-shaped chrome and PVC chairs that were all the rage in the early 70s? We had one of those. So did a disposable guest actor in the show. The chair came to life and swallowed him like a fly in a venus fly trap. I didn’t sit in that chair again for a good two years.

 

Do not disturb

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“Wonderful chap. All of them.”

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Quotation from Brigadier Alexander Lethbridge-Stewart, in the 20th Anniversary special: “The Five Doctors”.

The big day was yesterday, so here’s  my tribute to Doctor Who. Here are all eleven main incarnations so far of the Doctor, interpreted as cats. For the latecomers to the party (hello, America) they are William Hartnell (1963-66), Patrick Troughton (1966-69), Jon Pertwee (1970-74), Tom Baker (1974-81), Peter Davison (1981-84), Colin Baker (1984-86), Sylvester McCoy (1987-89, 1996), Paul McGann (1996), Christopher Eccleston (2005), David Tenant (2005-10), Matt Smith (2010-2013). I’ve not included Peter Capadi as he won’t be the Doctor till Christmas Day. I’ve also left out Peter Cushing’s movie Doctor, Richard E Grant’s animated Doctor, and the Valeyard, a curdled version of future Doctor only ever seen in the Colin Baker story “the Trial of a Time Lord”. John Hurt’s ‘War Doctor’ has also been left out because at the time of writing (early November) we don’t know where he fits into the Doctors timeline. Is he Doctor 8 towards the end of that incarnation, Doctor 9 before he shaved his head to become Christopher Eccleston, or a hitherto unknown incarnation the Doctor can’t admit to himself ever happened?

The  caricatures I’m happiest with are the ones of Tom Baker (“all teeth and curls” as he used to say), Colin Baker (alien and wonderfully self-satisfied), and Chris Eccleston (“Fantastic!”). And of course, I couldn’t draw Matt Smith without his Fez. He wears a Fez now. Fezzes are cool.

The first two Doctors are, of course, in black and white.