Flappy thing!

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Polka dots

smith-pilcher-768-150306Cath Kidston is one of those girly things that this bloke just doesn’t understand. Our Cath has a range of boutiques in chi-chi locations selling inexpensive tat for vastly inflated prices, just because they have a polka dot pattern or a chintzy facsimile of a 1950s fabric print printed on them. It’s the same trick that Hollister pulls on clothes that would normally be found in Walmart, only this seems to be aimed at a generation of young people who want to pretend they’re living in a Ladybird Book.

The spider and the ‘fraidy cat

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Fight or flight

smith-pilcher-766-150302Billy and Bella will spend an entire day prowling around something on a wall, mewing at it to some down and trying to work out if they can pounce up at it. The thing in question invariably turns out to be a picture hook.