Infinite temporal loop

smith-pilcher-866-151021Possibly the only cartoon strip published today that doesn’t mention Back to the Future Pt 2. Instead I used time travel in a slightly different way, creating a never ending temporal loop. This is regularly enacted in our house, with Bella in the hammock and Billy underneath her, playing with her tail.

Scrape scrape scrape

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Scrape scrape

smith-pilcher-864-151016Back when this was a simple all-in-a-line strip cartoon I would have used one of my continuous backgrounds to get the idea of the litter tray moving through a landscape across. Now I have to draw the same background four times.

A distorted view

smith-pilcher-862-151012I came up with this one while I was in the shower, trying to work out what Bella was up to on the other side of the frosted glass panel. I don’t used Photoshop filters very often, but this time round I drew the strip as normal, and then overlaid a ‘frosted glass’ filter over the top of the inked artwork before colouring.

Jackpot

smith-pilcher-861-151009I haven’t eaten Kelloggs Corn Flakes for ages – is that still what the packet looks like?

Substitute

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Harvest

smith-pilcher-859-151005When I was a kid I went to a Church of England primary school, and every autumn around this time we would celebrate harvest festival. It was the 1970s, and we were no longer the sons and daughters of farmers, so we thought milk magically appeared on doorsteps every morning and potatoes came in packets which you added water to. So when the call went out for charity donations from this autumn’s bounty to be given to ‘the old folk’ of the parish at a special service on a school day, the Reverend Ford invariably found himself with about 60 cans of baked beans and not much else.

That confusion of agriculture and supermarkets led me to this week’s set of strips. But first, a scene setter. We’ve seen this tree before, but last time Smith tried this trick it was an entire branch that fell on him.

The speed of staying still

smith-pilcher-857-150930I love reading the special collected editions of New Scientist. I’m currently working my way through one on cosmology. I only understand every third word but I find it fascinating. This is a bit more entry-level than Hilbert space, but it still makes the head spin.

Hypermoon

smith-pilcher-856-150928This was the strip that set off this space themed bunch of cartoons. I’ve always been annoyed by those Facebook postings that portentiously announce that a Supermoon is going to be happening, like it was something that only happens once every thousand years or so rather than something that naturally occurs every fourteen full moons. Of course, the term was invented by astrologers rather than astronomers, mainly because its easier for them to say than perigee-syzygy, and because it adds another level of self importance to the drivel they write.

This time round the supermoon was coupled with a lunar eclipse (or ‘bllod moon’ if you want to turn the lunacy dial up to 11), which in the UK happened at around 3am. I don’t know what predictions were made because of this awesome coincidence, but Linda and I were celebrating our 13th wedding anniversary at the time in Buxton and missed it.

The final frontier

smith-pilcher-855-150925I had one joke set up for later on in the month and this led to this set of space-themed strips leading up to it. And people seem to like my pontificating strips where I let the cats make obvious points in an obvious way in front of the TV set, so I started the set off with this one as a theme setter.