Littering
Tag / Smith
Do not disturb
Marjorie Proops
Once over
Wa-chooo!
Moulting
Lasso
Worm charming
Not much to say here, apart from ‘watch these gulls go…’
Earthworm Gossip
This strip brought out some controversy about the state of Scrumpy’s tail. It is claimed that most breeds of rabbit have white tails no matter what colour the rest of the rabbit is. My explanation is that Scrumpy did originally have a white tail, but he thought it looked too cheerful, so he now goes to a bunny salon in St Leonards once a month to have it dyed a fetching shade of ‘misery grey’.
Why we fight
Simon Munnery said this so much better as his surreal philosopher character The League Against Tedium: “All men are bothers. Hence: war.”
It’s the ‘hence’ that makes that special.