Just to make it clear, there’s nothing wrong with being a dog, I just resent being told to be more like one. And the big irony about dogs is that most of the breeds are man-made, as frame four shows. The shivering whippet, the bug eyed chihuahua, the basset that is barely able to waddle three steps without injuring a joint, the ridiculously coiffed toy poodle – all selectively bred to the point of malfunction in order to serve man

Sandy, the friendly dog from this summer’s big storyline makes a guest appearance as the dog spokesman.