Remember, there is no global warming. Those hundred-year flood events that happen every five years? – they are perfectly normal. Those ‘Britain to be battered by hurricane’ headlines that appear every week on the front page of the Daily Express? Nothing to worry about. Those daffodils appearing in December? La la la la not listening.
This did not happen.
Those magnolias that leafed out and started some flowers in early October (Washington DC area)? Not a problem . . .