I was checking Google Earth around my neighbourhood, you know, the way you do because its easier than climbing over the walls of neighbour’s gardens. And I found that many of the gardens in the bigger houses had identical black circles in them. It took me a while to realise that these were abandoned trampettes, those miniature trampolines usually bought to back up a well-meaning new years resolution to keep fit, used for a month and then abandoned and left to rust at the bottom of the garden by around Easter. Obviously, the cats’ garden couldn’t be complete without one.